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He got out, and with all his strength in his weak flippers, he pushed the car over hill and dale. As luck would have it, there was a mechanic in town, and he told the penguin that he'd have to spend some time with the car.
He ordered the tallest vanilla ice cream he could hold between his vestigial wings The cone was so tall that more of it ended up on the penguin than in him! That was very very good! He waddled back to the mechanic who was ready to give the little fellow an update.
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One day the wife went in for a medical exam and when she came home she reported to her husband, "The doctor says I have the heart of a year-old, lungs of a year-old, and the blood pressure of a year-old. And what did he say about your year-old ass?
The funeral was to be held at a new cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man, I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late.
I saw the crew, eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.
I poured out my heart and soul. I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt I had done my duty for the homeless man and that the crew would leave with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my tardiness.
As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like that before While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single.
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